OK boys and girls, I’ve heard enough rumors to write a book about them.
So here is the straight skinny eh….
Contrary to popular belief and to the chagrin of some, I’m still alive.
To the person who sent the cyanide lacked brownies, keep’em coming but this time use arsenic since I have a thing for almonds.
I’m on an assignment that should glean a fun story when it’s all said and done.
Besides, someone needs to pay the rent around this joint and it’s surely not going to be me.
After all, “I’m on assignment”…..Right Annie?
Your Devil’s Advocate